1. Last night I dreamed about my primary school. There was a tour guide taking us (whom I do not recall) around the school compound. One thing I was very sure of was that the tour guide was an ex-school friend from the said school. We came to the canteen area; looks like uq’s refractory but smaller. She told us it is all-you-can-eat buffet. Sweet, I thought. Walked behind, there was rows...
B is coming to KL soon. What should his first meal be?
Cafe Hayek — where orders emerge →
Are you a Squat?
Let us start once more. Was out at pyramid yesterday and went to the toilet. Closed the cubicle door and lo and behold! Decision makers have even thought of printing out signs such as one the above to combat the SQUATS. Looks like these Squats are everywhere. They look like you and me but behind closed doors, they do horrible, terrible, heinous acts. Squats are incapable of using the...
Fucking internet motherfucking Modzilla froze on me again and I’ve lost my angry-rant post. I know I should have written them on Notepad/Wordpad/Word but WTF wey. It started out as a small innocent post about my complaints on our toilet etiquette then it proceeded into a fantasy where I can bust into these cubicles and hack the shit out of them. It totally spoilt my angry passionate rant...
I simply adore hanging out with people who I can have long periods of comfortable silences with. It is economical on both the mind and speech.
My mother envisioned a fairytale wedding with champagne colored roses and Taylor Swift songs playing slowly in the background. I just told her that I’ll never have mine in the church, with a pastor or anything resembling a christian wedding. Over my dead body (if it is the cheaper alternative then I’ll take the jesus theme). Hindu I’ll take. Ideally, it should be filled with...
To the Fat Bitch at cakesense
Dear cunt, The next time someone opens the door for you, look at the person in the eyes, fuckin SMILE and thank her. Maybe it is the layers of fat that is clinging onto your face which makes it hard for you to smile. I think it’s time for you to fucking lose some weight on that fuck face of yours. Thanks for existing.
I wish I live in a world where people don’t stare bluntly at hard nipples. Then I can opt to not wear bras in public anytime I want.
The Beginning 8am: My folks and I arrived at Klinik Kesihatan Kecil Puchong Batu 14. There was XXXX cars parked and everyman and his dogs are queuing up for appointment. My ignorant self was amazed that there were people who knew about this place. PY and I walked into the clinic, counter lady told us to take a number and register. And off we went to get some breakfast. Came back, we still needed...
Ministry of Oral Health
Since I am a citizen of this country, I am entitled to access its health care and I should make most of it while I am still alive. (my parents pay tax ok, must utilize it well) Despite all of the bad public perception on public healthcare, PY and I are going to Klinik Pergigian Puchong Batu 14 later in the morning for our first appointment. Somehow this venture is also my side crusade in keeping...
Only in Malaysia
There are plenty to praise and moan about this tanahair of mine. This article is a rant. You’ve been warned. TOILET I was out at Pavillion with RM, because he celebrating a self-declared holiday and wanted to spend his precious leisure time with me. The first thing I do as soon as I reach any mall is to visit to their toilet. One reason is because travelling from A to B in KL takes time so my...
The word “awesome” wouldn’t suffice this moment. I just downloaded the Tumblr app on the touch. Hip hip hooray!
Recapping the Week
I have been productive this week. I made two things which require effort in the kitchen. I so deserve an award/s. Masala Chai/Chai tea meaning tea with spices. I do not recall when I first had this tea but my fondest memories was at an obscure hippy cafe joint in suburbia Canberra. It had the usual wacky interior designs with the usual hippie waiters(I can only assume that they donate their...
Today is 14th of April
The Struggle to Write a Book Review I tried writing a book review a couple of days ago. I failed miserably. There were lots of things I thought about (right after reading the book) yet I can’t even type a single sentence. In my mind I was “eh this sentence right or not if not damn malu”. Mind you I’ve a very opinionated character, I have sepatah dua kata about...